I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
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