A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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