I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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