Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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