i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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