you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Sext me about skeletons
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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