is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I need a beard to bite.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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