ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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