? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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