Pappa wants mamma naked
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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