If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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