I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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