So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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