she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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