Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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