At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
