normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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