So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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