Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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