I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
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its like you know when i get waxed
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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