Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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