I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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