p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
i out mim tonsoeep
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