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Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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