The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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