Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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