my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
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