when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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