i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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