Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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