This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Randomize
