Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
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The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
She needs sedatives and a leash
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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