im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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