hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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