I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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