either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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