Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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