He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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