I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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