Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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