wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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