she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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