whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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