ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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