Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I just want to make out with him forever
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Randomize
