Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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