I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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