Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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