Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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