You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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