put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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