what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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