what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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